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The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. I guess the kidding around is pretty much over, huh? I guess it's just a matter now of pumping about fifteen thousand gallons of water down there to teach you a little bit of a lesson, is that it? I think it is! Okay, I guess we're playing for keeps now. I think it's about time that somebody teaches these varmints a little lesson about morality and about what it's like to be a decent, upstanding member of a society! Come to Carl, varmint. You're one of the lowest members of the food chain and you'll probably be replaced by the rat. How about a nice, cool drink, varmints? Scum! Slime! Menace to the golfing industry! You're a disgrace and you're varmints. Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts.I've gotta get inside this dude's pelt and crawl a round for a few days. My foe, my enemy, is an animal, and in order to conquer him, I have to think like an animal, and, whenever possible, to look like one. I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted my self.So what you gotta do is, you gotta fall back on superior firepower, and superior intelligence. To kill you must know your enemy, and in this case, my enemy is a varmint.

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License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations.

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Note: bolded portion ranked #92 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.It looks like a mirac- it's in the hole! It's in the hole!

Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the Masters champion. He's got about 195 yards left, and he's got a, looks like he's got about an 8-iron. Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. that's- oh, he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that! The crowd is just on its feet here. He's got about 350 yards left, he's going to hit about a 5-iron, it looks like, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing. for this young Cinderella who's come out of nowhere. The normally reserved Augusta crowd is going wild. The crowd is standing on its feet here at Augusta. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2-iron, I think.

What an incredible Cinderella story! This unknown, comes out of nowhere, to lead the pack at Augusta.

But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat". "It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat.

I have a little poem I'd like to read in honor of this occasion, if I may.

How would you like to come over and mow my lawn?

Danny, I'm having a party this weekend.

And I say, ‘Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.’ And he says, ‘Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.’ So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking.

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“ So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas….So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. In the film, Murray plays golf course groundskeeper Carl Spackler at the Bushwood Country Club: The first major popular film reference to the Dalai Lama that I could find is from the 1980 Bill Murray film, Caddyshack.